Introduction

This is my first post ever. I don't really know what to write, so I'll just write random crap. Actually... I'll tell you about how evil Leprechauns are. Leprechauns are evil. No matter what anybody says. If they say any different, they're probably one of them. Yeah, think about that. If you think you're smart enough to avoid the Leprechauns, THINK AGAIN! They are deceitful, not all short and red-haired as everyone believes... they can be tall, and have any hair colour. They also have allies. Some of the blue lemonade; although it gives you cancer anyway, so don't drink it. Ladybugs, particularly the black ones. With orange spots. And KD and Doritos... poor things. they're slaves. Also, they had a home base on Earth, but we (The ALIPA ( The Anti-Leprechaun Inter-Planetary  Army)) destroyed it. They have now retreated to they're home planet, Venus. So, yeah. Beware, and all that. There is more, but I'ma post a serious post now.